Flying Into Burlington, VT

Oct. 17th, 2025 10:18 pm
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Posted by John Scalzi

The foliage looks impressive even from far away.

Reminder that tomorrow I will be at the Green Mountain Book Festival, talking about, and then signing, books! Come see me and other very fabulous writers talk about books and writing and stuff. It’ll be fun, promise.

— JS

No Bologna

Oct. 17th, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by Sharyn

My cupcakes have a sperm theme

Just look, see, there they are!

 

My sheet cake teems with swimmers

They're leaving mental scars.

 

Oh we see these wrecks here every day

And if you ask me why I'll saaaaayyy...

 

'Cause Wreckerators have a way

 

with piping human DNA.


Thanks to Valerie A., Angel K., Stacey, Suzy W., and Caitlin W. for sowing the seeds of this post.

******

P.S. I don't know who needs to know that this exists, but...

Oscar Meyers Monster Truck Hot Wheels

... you're welcome.

*****

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Story glass

Oct. 17th, 2025 08:22 am
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Good morning:

 

What went before ONE: The lost has been found.

I looked in the closet in Steve's office that the cats like to bat springs under, and there were four springs -- one each of red, yellow, green, and blue -- and one somewhat furry wrist brace.

So! I now have a dedicated glassworking brace. Go, me.
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What went before TWO: So that's 1,140ish new words, bringing the WIP to 98,770ish. Now, I need to do some picking up for Sara, who arrives V. Early tomorrow, eat a lateish lunch, and do as many picky little tasks as I can before it's time to leave for glassworking class.
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What went before THREE: Always a shock, when years later you reread a story you had written that you had thought was . . . not up to standard -- and realize that it's a good story, after all, despite it wasn't the story you had, perhaps, intended to write.

"Our Lady of Benevolence," by Sharon Lee and Steve Miller.
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What went before FOUR: Wow, am I bad at cutting glass. Though, in my own defense, even the teacher thought there was a reason the glass I'd bought for sand was on sale. I am significantly better at cutting clear and pebbled glass, so -- though it's a poor workman and all like that -- I'm blaming the glass.

Onward...
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Friday. Up earlier than I'd like, but the payoff is that Sara will be here in and in a couple hours I'll have a clean house.

It is currently chilly down here in the shadowland, though sunny at treetop level.

Sigh.

The tea is really good this morning. Barkeep! Set me up another!

So, homework is to finish cutting out my glass, so the pieces are ready to be ground and -- I dunno -- next week. I'm having a lot of I Dunno moments, and while I recognize that this is in fact what learning a new thing is, it's still ... disconcerting. It probably doesn't help that our teacher, who is very skilled and has been doing and teaching glass for A Long Time, occasionally forgets to articulate a step.

It was, for instance, only last night that I was finally able to understand why I needed "half a ceiling tile" and in fact, caught a glimmer of What Kind of ceiling tile. ANSWER: It's to build the pattern on, after you've cut your glass. So! That would be a hard, as opposed to a fluffy asbestos, ceiling tile. Or perhaps a thin piece of board of the appropriate size. I'll poke around downstairs and see what I have.

As I said last night, I have several kinds of glass to work with, and the ... opaque glass is murder to cut. The several pieces of colored glass cut like a dream, and I suppose it's a good thing that I started with the sky -- which is clear orange glass -- and cut my pieces with no problem.

Trouble started with the ocean -- also opaque, swirls of blue and white that I had thought myself very fortunate to have found on sale -- when I did a credible job of cutting several small pieces, but managed to break a bigger piece. Still, I have glass left over, so that can probably be salvaged.

Then I got to the swirly yellow, beige, tan part that was to be the sand. There are six? smallish pieces, and no matter how I leaned on my cutter, I couldn't get a score deep enough to break properly. The instructor finally came by, looked at the carnage on my table and asked what my plan was. I said that I still did have several large pieces of the same glass leftover and that my plan was to start over. She took my cutter and a scrap, tried a score, shook her head and said, "Do you have the pattern pieces for all of this?" I handed them over. She fished the bigger pieces out of my scrap box and said, "I'll do these. This glass isn't easy."

She didn't have time to cut them before class let out, but she told me to bring them back next time and she'd cut them for me. So there's that. And -- lesson learned. I shall be working with clear glasses until I have something approaching a skill level there.

I suspect that my work was not made easier by having a cutter that leaks oil all over.

So! Not exactly a success, my first attempts. I thought I had prepared for screwing up, but, honestly? Largely due to ignorance regarding how many ways there were to screw up, I surprised myself.

Sara just texted to say that she'll be a half-hour late, which gives me time to drink this cup and tea and make another before I retire to Steve's office and open the WIP.

How're y'all doing this morning?


The Big Idea: Jennifer Estep

Oct. 16th, 2025 07:54 pm
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Posted by Athena Scalzi

Much like an oak tree from an acorn, author Jennifer Estep had one small scene that ended up turning into the fifth book in her Galactic Bonds series. Come along in the Big Idea for her newest novel, Only Rogue Actions, and let her set the scene that started the whole book.

JENNIFER ESTEP:

Sometimes in writing, a random image, thought, or phrase can spark a story, a book, or even an entire world.

I’ve had this happen a couple of times in my writing career, most recently with Only Rogue Actions, book #5 in my Galactic Bonds science-fiction fantasy series. 

As I was writing Only Cold Depths, the previous book in the series, one image kept popping into my mind over and over again—a woman in a long, flowing white gown running through cold, thick white fog, desperately searching for something (or someone). 

Why this particular image? I have no idea. It just appeared to me one day and then kept coming back. Maybe it was my writerly subconscious at work, already thinking ahead to the next book. Maybe I drove through the fog one morning, and the trip got warped and stuck in my mind. Maybe I just thought it was a cool image. Or maybe I had just eaten too much sugar that day. 

But somewhere along the way, I started really thinking about the image and asking myself all the usual writing/story questions:

  • Who is this woman?
  • Why is she stuck in the fog?
  • What obstacles are in her way?
  • Who is she trying to find?
  • Is she running toward something/someone?
  • Is she running away from something/someone?
  • Or what if she is doing both?

This one image kept playing on a loop in my mind like a ghost wavering in and out of view, but I couldn’t figure out a way to incorporate it into my current book. When I started writing Only Rogue Actions, I thought why not take this one striking image and build my whole book around it? It seemed like the only way to banish this potential story ghost once and for all. 

I ditched the long, flowing gown, stuck my heroine Vesper Quill in the middle of a dangerous training course, and made the thick white fog a literal obstacle that she must navigate through. And just like that, the fog cleared (so to speak), and the rest of the story came into focus. Soon, I was writing scenes of Vesper running through the fog and doing all sorts of things (which I won’t spoil here). 

Not only did I use the fog as an obstacle for Vesper to overcome, but it also gave the story a dim, murky, menacing atmosphere that was oddly similar to a horror movie. So I decided to really embrace the fog and add a few jumpscares into the story. Bonus!

And perhaps best of all, I finally banished this image from my mind . . . although I’m sure a new ghost will arise to take its place and (hopefully) spark another story. 

Authors—Have you ever had an image, thought, or phrase spark a story?

Readers—What are some images that have stayed with you from books, movies, and TV shows?


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Halloween Boo Boos

Oct. 16th, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Some questions are easy to answer.

"Cake, or DEATH?"

"Uh...cake, please."

Others can be a little more tricky:

"Trick, or TROAT?"

"And this is for 'Hallowen,' so, be honest."

 

Here's a moving Halloween vignette:

Judging by the pile behind it, I guess we have to assume that's "Poop in Peace."

(Which, come to think of it, is probably what every parent of a two to six-year-old dreams of doing.)

 

Jack O' Lanterns:

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

 

Sperm Bullies:

YOU PRETTY MUCH NAILED IT.

 

I can't decide if these two are hanging garland or just have massive orthodontist bills:

Boo? Boo?! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

 

Thank you.

Thanks to Porter N., Rane L., Katya H., Lisa S., Laura W., & Destiny G., who think that last one is pretty yracs.

******

P.S. You know how everyone is decorating with these cute wall bats for spooky season?

Well I found them on Amazon! They're re-usable PVC - so weatherproof - and cost less than $10 for a pack of 56. While you're there I highly recommend scrolling the customer image gallery, too, for cute decorating ideas like this.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

A Year Of Blogging

Oct. 16th, 2025 01:40 pm
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Posted by Athena Scalzi

October 1st of 2024 was my official start date to my oh-so-exciting career as a writer, and I thought we could take this opportunity to revisit some of my favorite pieces over this past year.

I have carefully curated a list of ten pieces for you to examine, if you so choose. In no particular order, these are just ten posts that I think showcase my year of writing the best.

  1. Celebrating Maialata With Plates & Pages
  2. A Night & Day Of Eatin’ Good In San Francisco
  3. Scalzi Reads Scalzi: Lock In
  4. From Straight Edge to Sloshed
  5. A Birthday Bonanza In Columbus
  6. Why Licensed Music Works So Well In “Megamind”
  7. Close To Home: Grist
  8. Throwing A Dinner Party Using “Third Culture Cooking” By Zaynab Issa
  9. Brunching It Up At Alcove by MadTree Brewing
  10. Unwinding At Panacea Luxury Spa In Columbus

It’s probably pretty obvious based on my selection, but my favorite type of writing to do is food writing, whether it’s restaurant reviews or writing about my experiences with cooking for friends. And spa experiences, apparently.

Let me know if you have any favorites out of this list, or if another piece from this year is one I should’ve put on this list.

Moving forward, what would y’all like to see more of? Movie reviews? Cat pictures? Monday Music recommendations? Let me know, and have a great day!

-AMS

Celebrating cats and poetry

Oct. 16th, 2025 09:52 am
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Business first:  Today is Feral Cat Day and also Book Day for two charity anthologies to benefit Feral Cats.  Lots of good reading here, and!  You can donate to a worthy cause.  Read all about it
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I did sit with the WIP a bit this afternoon after lunch; wrote +/-560 new words, bringing total wordage to somewhere around 97,600.

Today's deliveries included Calling: Selected Poems by Dorothea Neale.

Some of you may have heard Steve speak of his grandmother, the poet -- and this would be her. She was the founder and director of the New York Poetry Forum for 30 years; taught drama and music, and wrote, directed, and produced the Children's Play Shop, which aired on Saturday mornings on WBAL TV in Baltimore, for years. And she was also a prolific poet.

Steve was immensely proud of her, and often cited her example and support as the reason he became a writer.

After she died, Steve and his cousin Leith ter Meulen had talked about ways to make sure their grandmother's work and legacy did not fade away, and Leith went on to see Calling published, featuring nearly 200 poems by Dorothea Neale.

Here's a picture of Steve with his grandmother. The stamp on the back of the photo says MAR 78.

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Sigh. Files under Life With Cats.

So my right wrist has been painful and I've been wearing a wrist brace. I leave the braces, as a pair on the dining room table when I'm not wearing them, and did so last night. This morning, one is missing -- the right one is missing. Of course. And if I have any hope of being able to cut glass tonight, it lies in having my right wrist braced.

I've looked in all the Cat Stash Places, and ... nope. So I'll be going to CVS after breakfast, which is only a couple blocks away, but not what I had planned to be doing this morning.
First cup of tea is brewed, and I'm thinking toast and cream cheese, with a side of grapes for breakfast.

How's Thursday treating you?
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Back from CVS and heating milk for cocoa. What a terrible day outside. Grey and damp and cold. Ick.

The Good News is that I got two braces -- a stretchy one to sleep in, which may help Current Conditions, and a working brace -- and the "wellness wallet" paid for both, so -- small victories. And somebody finally got a Clue and put a soft layer between skin and itchy velcro fasteners -- upgrade!

In Cute Cat News, This is like the third time I've come home and seen Tali in the front window, Watching, and her eyes widen when she sees the car pull in. Apparently, she does miss me.

Speaking of Watching...a policeman?! Who could have been so careless? Or was it A Plan?

So! Off to drink my cocoa and then belatedly get to work.


The Big Idea: Caitlin Starling

Oct. 15th, 2025 05:05 pm
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Stick out your tongue and say “ahh!” for author Caitlin Starling’s newest gothic novel, The Graceview Patient. Follow along in her Big Idea as she recounts all of her real-life experiences in the wild world of hospitals that led to the inspiration and creation of this medically based horror story.

CAITLIN STARLING:

I feel like I’ve written a variation on this essay several times already, for various purposes and varied audiences. At first, I felt a little embarrassed–for my past works I’ve had a wide spread of topics to write about–but then I realized that this focusing effect really proves there is one Big Idea behind The Graceview Patient:

how stressful, complicated, and terrifying being a patient is.

My own hospitalization was almost routine. I had a kid. I very dramatically had a kid, but even without the drama, I would have been treated to at least a day or two inpatient, and that might have been enough to plant the seed that would become The Graceview Patient. It is a credit to my care team that the drama was manageable; I came out of a thirty-six hour induced labor (iv penicillin sucks, by the way), an urgent c-section with a surprise failed epidural, lots of meds being slammed into my veins very quickly, and some light hemorrhaging, and some strange blood pressure wonkiness feeling pretty okay with what had gone down.

This, I suspect, is not the norm.

And why should it be? Being reminded of the fallibility and idiosyncrasies of your body, being confronted with your mortality, having to cede control and even awareness, occasionally, of your physical self–it sucks. If anybody claims it doesn’t, I have questions. I do not like the missing time I still have between when the midazolam really hit me post-delivery and coming back to a very unreliably shaky body in the recovery room, even though I’m also very glad I was not aware of a lot of went down in the interim. It’s a funny story in hindsight, but it wasn’t great watching the IV tech try to get better access for a blood transfusion and fail because my veins decided to collapse every time she got near. Getting that blood transfusion (eventually) was great for experiential research, and the weird red phone we had to lift off the hook so that the door out of the NICU would slowly open is a fantastic sensory detail, but, on the whole, I wish we could’ve skipped both.

And that’s a lot of what being a patient is, right? Things we wish we could skip over. I was raised accompanying my mother to clinics and visiting her during hospital stays. She had AIDS, and it was the 90s, and she got to try a lot of experimental regimens. Some worked. Some didn’t. Some royally sucked the whole way through. Maybe having a front seat to all of that is part of why I’ve had this fascination with medicine my whole life, or why I feel oddly comforted being inside a hospital even when the specific experiences I have aren’t the best.

At any rate, I think we can safely say that I am drawn to writing about the body. About the medical. I’ve written Victorian surgeons (The Death of Jane Lawrence) and ill-advised enucleations (Last to Leave the Room) and logistically reasonable but capitalistically horrifying bowel surgeries (The Luminous Dead). Now, for The Graceview Patient, I decided to go all in.

It was time to write a hospital book. A gothic, in particular. The hospital as haunted house, as living setting, as mystery and threat and enticement.

And I immediately was hit by a problem. I did not want to make the doctors and nurses and techs and hospital staff evil. That’s often the way it goes: the sinister nurse, the sadistic doctor. Both bother me a great deal. We already have a lot of tension here in the US when it comes to medicine. It seems like, after a brief wave of treating healthcare workers like heroes (note: the definition and practice of that treatment deserves some discussion too, but perhaps not here), we overcorrected all the way towards disdain and distrust. I did not want to add to that.

I did add a potentially sinister pharmaceutical rep (my conscience allows that much), but even with Adam in play, I probably didn’t entirely succeed. I think, to write a hospital horror novel that avoided those tropes entirely, it would need to be from the perspective of the hospital staff themselves. Writing a book about a patient immediately creates an adversarial set up. Meg, our protagonist, has entrusted her care to people who come and go on shift, who have more insight into her body than she does at many points, that can administer medications that influence her perception of the world. And in a horror novel, the whole point is to delve into that adversity. To explicate on the terror and dread and risk of it all.

To reveal exactly how I solved this dilemma is, frustratingly, too far into spoiler territory for a release week essay. But I can say, at minimum: Meg’s care team are, first and foremost, trying to do their jobs. Meg will admit to you in the first chapter that she is unreliable. Oh, she’s trying her best. She is desperate to sort of fact from fiction, reality from hallucination. But she is, to put it bluntly, Going Through It. Even outside the realm of horror fiction, being a patient is extremely difficult. ICU delirium is a real thing. It’s easy to get disoriented, to grow frightened or angry or withdrawn. A good care team takes steps to ameliorate the problem, but there’s a limit. Hospitals are designed to help before they’re designed to be comfortable. The lights will stay on. The noise will continue. No, you can’t sleep through the night. Yes, it will eventually take its toll.

Something might be haunting Meg. Something might be haunting the entire hospital. There may be a grand conspiracy against her. Or…

Or maybe not. Maybe she’s just suffering. Maybe she’s confused. Maybe, in that confusion, she’s perpetrated horrible things herself. Care is difficult. Healing is not linear. And trust is fragile.


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TaTa Tragedies

Oct. 15th, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

October is Breast Cancer Awareness month, bakers, which means it's time to slap pink icing ribbons on everything, including last month's leftover cookies:

Pro Tip: When licking icing off your display cookies, try to be more thorough. Otherwise people might start asking questions.

 

It also means that every October birthday is no longer just a birthday:

It's a "Flappy Beiast Awaranistsy" Birthday!

 

Plus, what better time is there to break out the ol' "Ring o' Stomachs" icing border?

NO TIME, that's when.

 

Of course, since even the simple ribbon loop is beyond many bakers' skill set, you might want to cheat a bit by using candy molds:

Pro Tip: these also work great for bachelorette parties.

 

Or maybe stick to a single ribbon and just one misspelled word:

G, I admire your restraint.

 

Or how about a simple, inspiring inscription? You know, something about hope, and strength, and working towards a cure?

Or a confusingly depressing sentiment that makes less and less sense the more you think about it?

Because when I remember a painful loss, the first thing I want to do - I mean, AFTER celebrating the fact that I just remembered my painful loss - is eat a giant cookie cake.

[sigh]

Tell you what, bakers, maybe we should just go back to the ribbons.

Perfect.

 

Thanks to Sarah A., Gia E., Crystal A., Jen P., Anony M., Michelle T., & Leslie P. for keeping us abreast of the situation. TTFN, ladies!

*****

P.S. Want to celebrate Breast Cancer Awareness in the spirit of the spooky season? Then allow me to present the greatest October t-shirt of all time:

"Boo Bees" T-Shirt

More colors and cuts at the link, though sadly it does NOT come in pink. BOO.

******

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Wednesday's Cat is Full of Woe

Oct. 15th, 2025 09:17 am
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Didn't take long to look lived in.

New project, for those who may be interested

Wednesday. Cloudy and damp.

Cleaning up my office before it's time to go out for my haircut, and running a couple more errands while I'm out and about.

I have some more RL catchup to do after I get back home -- or maybe I can push them onto tomorrow, and get some writing done. That would be nice.

I'm riding the edge of a lot of nervous energy and writing does help. Also, I really want to get a Compleat Draft by the end of November, so I can let it sit and cool before I have to go back in and Make Decisions. Yes, the book isn't due until April. Yes, I have no co-author to do the cold read for me.

I think that's all I've got this morning, with the exception of Rook being grumpy because I wouldn't give him my cottage cheese this morning.

Hoping your cats aren't grumpy this morning.

Woeful Rookie:


Housekeeping Note, 10/15/25

Oct. 15th, 2025 11:50 am
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Posted by John Scalzi

It’s a simple one: if you queried about a Big Idea slot for November and haven’t heard back yet, don’t panic, those will be addressed next week. I’m traveling again and punting a number of things until I’m back home. As one does.

— JS

276 - The Big Game

Oct. 15th, 2025 04:00 am
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The Big Idea: Madeleine E. Robins

Oct. 14th, 2025 03:23 pm
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Eras in the past had a focus on manners — a word that in itself was a code for something more controlling. For her novel The Doxies Penalty, author Madeleine E. Robins revisits a past era to look what maneuvers behind the manners, a thing much more interesting and possibly more sinister.

MADELEINE E. ROBINS:

One of the tasks adolescents face is trying to parse the rules of the world they live in — and the potential penalties. Not the say-thank-you or don’t-kill-people rules, but the subtler rules that may not be spoken but that can bring your life to a standstill if you run afoul of them. As a kid I knew they were out there, but figuring out what they were? How seriously to take them? What the penalties were? That’s a lot for a person already dealing with algebra and puberty.

So I suppose it makes sense that when I was thirteen and discovered Georgette Heyer’s Regency novels I fell hard. So many weird rules (a young lady at a party mustn’t dance more than twice with the same man! a woman who drives down St James’s St. is clearly a whore!) that made little or no sense to me. It wasn’t until I went from Heyer to Jane Austen that I began to understand. Many of the rules were there to “protect” women—which is to say, to control them. Flouting the rules could have life or death consequences. These odd, frivolous rules meant survival.

It’s all there in Austen: a damaged reputation could ruin a woman’s chances at marriage. And marriage was not just the presumed goal of every nice young woman, but an economic necessity. Mrs. Bennett obsesses over her daughters’ marital prospects because the alternative is a life of genteel poverty. Marianne Dashwood skates on the edge of ruining her reputation by making her feelings for John Willoughby so public. Both Lydia Bennett and Maria Bertram teeter over into disgrace and are only saved from being handed from man to man by the intercession of family and friends; others (Colonel Brandon’s first love, for instance) are not so lucky.

These unspoken rules, and the weight of their consequences, fascinated me. I began study the Regency: the rules and manners, but also the politics, the wars, the Romantic movement, the rising tide of technology. It’s an astonishingly rich period; the more I learned, the more I wanted to play in that sandbox. At the time I started writing, alt-history and mixed genre books were not a thing. To play in that period I did what was expected of me (I followed the rules!) and wrote Regency romances, with the manners and the clothes and the rom-com happy ending. But by the time I finished the fifth of my romances I was done with happy endings. I switched to writing SF.

But I wasn’t done with the Regency.

I conceived of Point of Honour, my first Sarah Tolerance mystery, as a “Regency-noir:” a Dashiell Hammett story with an Austen voice. I wanted to wander the mean streets that Jane Austen didn’t mention and most modern Regency romances ignored. The streets where the rules were broken, and where punishment for breaking them was inevitable.

In noir, the protagonist is “morally compromised”(in The Maltese Falcon, Sam Spade is not a good guy—he’s just better than most of the people around him). But compromised can mean more than one thing. In the 19th century the word attached to any woman with a damaged reputation, a woman who had had—or was suspected of having had—sex outside of marriage. Or just dancing too often with the same man. Compromised, ruined, soiled, fallen, different terms for the same thing. Sarah Tolerance, Fallen Woman and Agent of Inquiry, has a sometimes uncomfortably solid moral compass, but by the rules of her society she is ruined: unfit for marriage or respectable employment.

How did that happen? At sixteen she fell in love with her brother’s fencing teacher and they eloped. Years later when her lover died, she faced the world with almost no options: the respectable jobs open to genteel women (companion, teacher, governess, seamstress) are closed to her. A fallen woman can be one man’s mistress, or prostitute herself to all comers. Neither fate appeals to Miss Tolerance

So she does an end-run around the consequence of her ruin: she invents the role of agent of inquiry, using her knowledge of genteel society, her facility with a sword, and her considerable wit, to do the jobs private detectives do: find people, answer questions, solve mysteries. She is out on those mean Regency streets, tracing straying husbands and acting as a go-between in sordid transactions, and all the while operating in a sort of liminal space in her society. She sees the way the rules of her world keep even the most virtuous women vulnerable. In 1812 a married woman’s money and property belonged to her husband, she didn’t even have a say in how her children were reared, unless her husband permitted it. Single women had it slightly better, but any money or property they had was likely to be administered by a man (who could do whatever he liked—and have her tossed into a madhouse if she complained). And women outside the pale of respectable society? They had only as much freedom as the system allowed—which meant that the poor and ruined were constantly in danger.

The Doxies Penalty is the fourth book in the Sarah Tolerance series. In the first three, Miss Tolerance has dealt with murderers, spies, criminals and courtesans. By now she has settled into her role as agent of inquiry and sometime protector of the vulnerable. Then an elderly woman comes to her with a problem: she’s been swindled out of the meager savings which she hoped to retire on. And because this particular old woman is Fallen, she has even less recourse than any other victim: no one to fight for her, no family to fall back on. Miss Tolerance takes the case seeking the swindler and discovers that her client isn’t the only one—that he has left a trail of victims, all of them elderly, Fallen, and defenseless. Soon, many of them are dead.

By the rules of their society these women don’t matter. They made their choices, they broke the rules, and now they have had the bad manners to survive to old age. Poverty and death are the expected consequence of a moral lapse.  When a rule-breaker dies, the Law shrugs. Society shrugs.

Miss Tolerance will not. Even if she has to break the rules.


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Posted by John Scalzi

With the admission that I somehow missed it last year, probably because I have a head full of mostly cheese these days. That said, Whatever’s been on WordPress now for 17 years, both the blogging software and the hosting of the site, and in that time I’ve been absolutely grateful for WordPress’s platform stability and accessibility. The downtime I have experienced with WordPress has been so small that it’s genuinely surprising when it happens, and even then the issue is usually resolved in minutes, not hours — hours being what I would need to wrangle problems back when I was self-hosting Whatever prior to October 2008. It just works, which is a nice thing to be able to say.

WordPress doesn’t need my endorsement — a sizeable chunk of the internet uses its software and/or hosting — nor does it ask me to write this (mostly) annual post. I do it because I appreciate the service. If you’re looking to create a site, or move a site over from janky hosting, it’s an option I can recommend. Check it out and see if it will work for you.

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Ghost Busted

Oct. 14th, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

This is it! We're close to proving bakery hauntings, I can feel it!

Scoff all you like, but I was present at an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration.

Not to mention they were wearing PANTS.

 

Look! Actual ectoplasmic residue! This is great!

"He slimed me."

Oh buck up, Frosty, you'll be fine.

 

Talk about telekinetic activity - look at this mess!

It's like the Salem mass Silly String turbulence of 1947. DEFINITELY supernatural origin.

 

You know, I collect spores, mold, and fungus...

...but that is just NASTY.

 

Listen! You smell something?

"There is no 'wee wee,' only stool."

 

Hm. You'd better get a sample.

 

What, you question my methods?

Back off, man; I'm a SCIENTIST.

That's better.

Oh, and whatever you do, don't cross the streams. That would be bad.

 

I can see you're still not convinced on this bakery ghost thing.

 

Then answer me this: would any human being stack cakes this way?

I rest my case.

 

Thanks to Anna S., Matthew Z., Alyssa P., Dylan W., Lindsey D., Cynthia C., & Anna A., who are pretty sure that sample cup means "you're in trouble."

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